Ed Sheeran: *writes song about Ellie Gouldings sexual acts*
Y’all: OOH SHADE!!!!
Taylor Swift: *writes a song remeniscing on a short relationship with a boy, talking about cute lil things they did like dancing*
Y’all: i can’t believe she’s invading his privacy like this! she’s so obsessed with him
I KNOW WHERE ZAYN GOES ON BREAKS. THAT BITCH GOES BACK TO NARNIA BECAUSE HE IS A MYTHICAL FUCKING CREATURE.